Because of the incidents in recent years, Dumbass (Wont put his name
because he'll get replaced with another dumb ass) and others are
insisting that changes take place in our country...
... Santa Claus Will be banned as he utters the clearly racist and misogynistic Exclamation, "Ho, ho, ho!"
- No public mourning of Hawaiian singer, Don Ho, who died a long ass time ago.
- Pirate movies will be censored if they contain the phrase "Yo, ho, Ho."
- John Wayne Movies with the reference "Wagons Ho" will be barred from Public viewing.
All references to the Seven Dwarfs will be punishable due to the song
"High-ho!" which is offensive to sex workers of enhanced stature.
- Any mention of farmers will cease due to their use of hoes, a racist, Sexist farm implement.
- The Lone Ranger will be eliminated from popular culture because he uses The patently offensive phrase, "Hi Ho Silver"
- All "Ho-downs" will be terminated as a racist affront to non-Southern White Christians.
- All travel to Ho Chi Minh City will be banned.
- The phrases "Heave-Ho," "Gung Ho," and "Tally Ho!" will be Expunged from the English language.
- If you are sleepy and say Ho Hum you can sleep in jail.
- Idaho will cease being a state
- Navajo Indians will start calling themselves Navas