Jose and Carlos are panhandlers...... They panhandle in different areas of town.

Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects 8 - 9 dollars every day.

Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.

Carlos says to Jose "I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?".

Jose says, .."Look at your sign, what does it say"? Carlos sign reads, "I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support" Jose says, "No wonder you only get $8 - $9 dollars."

Carlos says..."So what does your sign say?" Jose shows Carlos his sign......

It reads, "I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico.

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