For the object of the cruise
is to sail up and down the Somali Coast
waiting to get hijacked by pirates.
The weapons rental costs are as follows.
Rent a full auto
M-16 for only
$25/day with ammo
attractively priced at
$16 per 100 rounds of
On a budget?
Rent a full-auto scope-mounted AK-47 for only
with 7.62 ball ammo at
$12 per 100 rounds:
Nothing gets a pirate's attention like a
Barrett M-107 50-cal sniper rifle;
with 25 rounds of
affordably priced at only
Need a spotter?
Our professional crew members can double as spotters
for only $30/hour
(spotting scope included, but gratuities are not.)
Want to make a real impact?
Rent an RPG for only
with three fragmentation rounds included
Free complimentary night vision equipment -
and throughout the night,
coffee, pastries and snacks
are always available on the main deck
from 7pm until 6am.
Our deluxe package comes complete with
and all rooms offer a mini-bar.
But that's not all!
Twin mounted miniguns
are available for rental at
$450.00 per 30 seconds
of sustained fire!
that you will
experience at least
two hijacking attempts by pirates
or you'll receive an instant
upon arrival in Mombasa.
How can we make that guarantee?
We operate at 5 knots
just beyond 12 nautical miles
off the coast of Somalia ,
thus in international waters
where pirates have no rights whatever.
we make three passes through the area's most
to ensure maximum visibility by Somali
We repeat this for five days,
making three complete passes past the entire
Somali Coast .
the boat is fully lit and
bottle rockets are shot every five minutes
with loud disco music
directionally beamed shoreside to attract
Testimonials from previous participants in the
"Six attacks in 4 days were more than I expected.
I bagged three pirates,
my wife nailed two,
and my 12-year old son sank two boats with the mini-gun.
This wonderful cruise was fun for the whole family"
-- Fred D., Cincinnati , OH --
"Pirates 0, Passengers 32!
Well worth the trip!
Can't recommend it highly enough!"
-- Ben L., Bethesda , MD --
"I haven't had this much fun since flying choppers in ' Nam .
Don't worry about getting shot by pirates...
they never even got close to the ship
with the crap they shoot and their lousy aim...
reminds me of a drunken juicer door-gunner
we picked up from the motor pool in Phu Bai!"
-- Dan J. - Denver , CO --
Come on board
and bag your own clutch of genuine
But cabin space is limited
so you need to respond quickly.
Reserve your package before May 31st
and get a great bonus - 100 rounds of free tracer ammo
in the caliber of your choice.
So sign up for the
Ultimate Somali Coast Adventure Cruise