For the object of the cruise is to sail up and down the Somali Coast
waiting to get hijacked by pirates.
The weapons rental costs are as follows.
Rent a full auto M-16 for only $25/day with ammo
attractively priced at $16 per 100 rounds of 5.56 armor-piercing:
On a budget? Rent a full-auto scope-mounted AK-47 for only $9/day
with 7.62 ball ammo at $12 per 100 rounds:
Hello! Nothing gets a pirate's attention like a Barrett M-107 50-cal
sniper rifle;
only $59/day with 25 rounds of armor-piercing ammo affordably priced at
only $29.95.
Need a spotter? Our professional crew members can double as spotters
for only $30/hour (spotting scope included, but gratuities are not.)
Want to make a real impact?
Rent an RPG for only $175/day with three fragmentation rounds
included!
Also included:
Free complimentary night vision equipment - and throughout the night,
coffee, pastries and snacks are always available on the main deck
from 7pm until 6am.
Our deluxe package comes complete with gourmet meals
and all rooms offer a mini-bar.
But that's not all!
Twin mounted miniguns are available for rental at
only $450.00 per 30 seconds
of sustained fire!
We
guarantee that you will
experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates
or you'll receive an instant $1,000 refund upon arrival in Mombasa.
How can we make that guarantee?
We operate at 5 knots just beyond 12 nautical miles off the coast of
Somalia ,
thus in international waters where pirates have no rights whatever.
In fact,
we make three passes through the area's most treacherous waters
to ensure maximum visibility by Somali "mother ships".
We repeat this for five days, making three complete passes past the
entire Somali Coast .
At night, the boat is fully lit and bottle rockets are shot every five
minutes
with loud disco music directionally beamed shoreside to attract maximum
attention.
Testimonials from previous participants in the Somali Cruise:
"Six attacks in 4 days were more than I expected.
I bagged three pirates,
my wife nailed two,
and my 12-year old son sank two boats with the mini-gun.
This wonderful cruise was fun for the whole family" -- Fred D.,
Cincinnati , OH
"Pirates 0, Passengers 32!
Well worth the trip!
Can't recommend it highly enough!" -- Ben L., Bethesda , MD
"I haven't had this much fun since flying choppers in ' Nam .
Don't worry about getting shot by pirates...
they never even got close to the ship with the crap they shoot and
their lousy aim...
reminds me of a drunken juicer door-gunner
we picked up from the motor pool in Phu Bai!" -- Dan J. - Denver , CO
Come on board and bag your own clutch of genuine Somali
pirates!
But cabin space is limited so you need to respond quickly.
Reserve your package before May 31st
and get a great bonus - 100 rounds of free tracer ammo in the caliber
of your choice.
So sign up for the Ultimate Somali Coast Adventure Cruise now!