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Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance. *
Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. * A
bumble bee is considerably faster than a John
Deere tractor. *
Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not
yelled. *
Meanness don't jes' happen overnight. *
Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads. * Do
not corner something that you know is meaner than
you. * It
don't take a very big person to carry a grudge. *
You cannot unsay a cruel word. *
Every path has a few puddles. *
When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. *
The best sermons are lived, not preached. *
Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never
gonna happen anyway. *
Don't judge folks by their relatives. *
Remember that silence is sometimes the best
answer. *
Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get
older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second
time. *
Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't
botherin' you none. *
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain
dance. * If
you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do
is stop diggin'. *
Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got. *
The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have
to deal with, watches you from the mirror every
mornin'. *
Always drink upstream from the herd. *
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta
that comes from bad judgment. *
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot
easier than puttin' it back in. * If
you get to thinkin' you're a person of some
influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog
around. *
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