An Atheist In The Woods
  "What majestic trees!" 
 "What powerful rivers!" 
 "What beautiful animals"
he said to himself.

As he was walking alongside
the river,
he heard a rustling in the
bushes behind him.
 He turned to look.
He saw a
7-foot grizzly bear
charge towards him.


walking bear

He ran as fast as he could
up the path.
He looked
over his shoulder
& saw that the bear was
closing in on him.
He looked over his shoulder again,
& the bear was even closer.
 He tripped & fell on the ground.
He rolled over to pick himself up
 but saw that the bear was
right on top of him,
reaching for him with his left paw
& raising his right paw
to strike him.


roar bear

At that instant the Atheist cried out,
"Oh my God!"

Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.

As a bright light shone upon the man,
a voice came out of the sky.
"You deny my existence
for all these years,
teach others
I don't exist and even
credit creation
to cosmic accident."
 "Do you expect me
to help you out of this
Am I to count you
as a believer?"

The atheist looked directly
into the light,
"It would be
hypocritical of me
 to suddenly ask you
to treat me as a
Christian now,
but perhaps
you could make the
BEAR a Christian?"

"Very Well,"
said the voice.

The light went out.
 The sounds of the forest resumed.
 And the bear dropped his right paw,
brought both paws together,
bowed his head & spoke:


"Lord bless this food,
which I am about to receive
from thy bounty
Christ our Lord,

Slimmer Dude

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