Bulls Have Too Much Fun
fence

My wife and I went to the rodeo 
and one of the first exhibits we stopped at 
was the breeding bulls.
We went up to the first pen 
and there was a sign attached that said, '
THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'

Cow

fence

My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ...
Smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year.
' We walked to the second pen 
which had a sign attached that said,
''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'

Cow 2

fence

My wife gave me a healthy jab and said,
'WOW~~That's more than twice a week! ........
You could learn a lot from him.
' We walked to the third pen 
and it had a sign attached that said,
in capital letters,
'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'

Cow 3

fence

My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, 
and said, '
That's once a day ..
You could REALLY learn something 
from this one.
' I looked at her and said, 

'Go over and ask him if it was 

with the same old cow.'!

.

.

.

.

Hospital


Honestly--------

My condition has been upgraded from
critical to stable
and I should eventually make a full recovery.

fence

Crazy Web Pages

www.CrazyKens.com

 

Share Links

Facebook

Twitter

Google+

Email

Back To The Top