My wife and I went to
and one of the first exhibits we stopped at
was the breeding bulls.
We went up to the first pen
and there was a sign attached that said, '
THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'
My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ...
Smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year.
' We walked to the second pen
which had a sign attached that said,
''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'
My wife gave me a healthy jab and said,
'WOW~~That's more than twice a week! ........
You could learn a lot from him.
' We walked to the third pen
and it had a sign attached that said,
in capital letters,
'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'
My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my
and said, '
That's once a day ..
You could REALLY learn something
from this one.
' I looked at her and said,
'Go over and ask him if it was
with the same old cow.'!
My condition has been
critical to stable
and I should eventually make a full recovery.
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