The Frog and The Golfer


A man takes the day off work 

and decides to go out golfing. 

He is on the second hole 

when he notices a frog 

sitting next to the green

He thinks nothing of it 

and is about to shoot 

when he hears, 

'Ribbit 9 Iron.' 

The man looks around 

and doesn't see anyone. 

Again, he hears, 

'Ribbit 9 Iron.' 

He looks at the frog and 

decides to prove the frog wrong, 

puts the club away, 

and grabs a 9 iron.


He hits it 

10 inches from the cup. 

He is shocked. 

He says to the frog, 

'Wow that's amazing.

'You must be a lucky frog, 


' The frog replies, 

'Ribbit Lucky frog.' 

The man decides to 

take the frog with him 

to the next hole.

'What do you think frog?' 

The man asks.

'Ribbit 3 wood.' 

The guy takes out a 3 wood and, 

Hole in one. 

The man is befuddled 

and doesn't know what to say. 

By the end of the day, 

the man golfed the 

best game of golf 

in his life 

and asks the frog, 

'OK where to ! 


The frog replies, 

'Ribbit Las Vegas.'

Las Vegas

They go to 

Las Vegas 

and the guy says, 

'OK frog, 

now what? 

' The frog says, 

'Ribbit Roulette. ' 

Upon approaching 

the roulette table, 

The man asks, 

'What do you think I should bet? ' 

The frog replies,

'Ribbit $3000, black 6. '

Slot Machine


this is a million-to-one shot to win, 

but after the golf game 

the man figures what the heck. 


Tons of cash 

comes sliding back across the table.

The man takes his winnings 

and buys the best room in the hotel. 

He sits the frog down and says, 


I don't know how to repay you. 

You've won me all this money 

and I am forever grateful.

' The frog replies,

'Ribbit KissMe.' 

He figures why not, 

since after all the frog did for him, 

he deserves it. 

With a kiss, 

the frog turns into a gorgeous 

18-year-old girl.


'And that, your honor, 

is how the girl ended up 

in my room. 

So help me God 

or my name is not 

William Jefferson Clinton.'

Bill Clinton

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