A man takes the day off work
and decides to go out golfing.
He is on the second hole
when he notices a frog
sitting next to the green
He thinks nothing of it
and is about to shoot
when he hears,
'Ribbit 9 Iron.'
The man looks around
and doesn't see anyone.
Again, he hears,
'Ribbit 9 Iron.'
He looks at the frog and
decides to prove the frog wrong,
puts the club away,
and grabs a 9 iron.
Boom!
He hits it
10 inches from the cup.
He is shocked.
He says to the frog,
'Wow that's amazing.
'You must be a lucky frog,
eh?
' The frog replies,
'Ribbit Lucky frog.'
The man decides to
take the frog with him
to the next hole.
'What do you think frog?'
The man asks.
'Ribbit 3 wood.'
The guy takes out a 3 wood and,
Boom!
Hole in one.
The man is befuddled
and doesn't know what to say.
By the end of the day,
the man golfed the
best game of golf
in his life
and asks the frog,
'OK where to !
next?'
The frog replies,
'Ribbit Las Vegas.'
They go to
Las Vegas
and the guy says,
'OK frog,
now what?
' The frog says,
'Ribbit Roulette. '
Upon approaching
the roulette table,
The man asks,
'What do you think I should bet? '
The frog replies,
'Ribbit $3000, black 6. '
Now,
this is a million-to-one shot to win,
but after the golf game
the man figures what the heck.
Boom!
Tons of cash
comes sliding back across the table.
The man takes his winnings
and buys the best room in the hotel.
He sits the frog down and says,
'Frog,
I don't know how to repay you.
You've won me all this money
and I am forever grateful.
' The frog replies,
'Ribbit KissMe.'
He figures why not,
since after all the frog did for him,
he deserves it.
With a kiss,
the frog turns into a gorgeous
18-year-old girl.
'And that, your honor,
is how the girl ended up
in my room.
So help me God
or my name is not
William Jefferson Clinton.'
