Kids Then And Now

A comparison of then and now.
I even had to delete some things
that don't apply anymore!!!


Long hair

Longing for hair



 Acid rock

Acid reflux

Moving to California because it's cool


Moving to Arizona because it's warm

Seeds and stems


Going to a new, hip joint

Receiving a new hip joint

Rolling Stones

Kidney Stones

Screw the system

Upgrade the system



: Parents
begging you to get your hair cut

: Children
begging you to get
their heads
and wearing pants that look like
they crapped themselves and or
wearing depends.

Passing the drivers' test

Passing the vision test

The people who are starting college
this fall across
the nation
were born 18 years ago.
(Do the math)


They are too young to remember
the space shuttle blowing up.

Bottle caps have always been
screw off and plastic.

The CD was introduced
before they were born.

They have always had
an answering machine!
or just a cell phone

They have always had cable.

They cannot fathom
not having a remote control.

Popcorn has always been
cooked in the microwave.

They never took a swim and
thought about Jaws.

They can't imagine what
hard contact lenses are.

They don't know who Mork was
or where he was from.

They never heard:
"Where's the Beef?",

"de plane, Boss, de plane."

They do not care who shot J. R.
and have no idea who J. R. even is.

McDonald's never came in
Styrofoam containers.

They don't have a clue
how to use a typewriter.

Do you feel old yet?

Pass this on to the other
old fogies on your list.

Notice the larger type,
for those of you
who have trouble reading...

So have a nice day!!!!!

It is good to have friends
who know about these things
and are still alive and kicking!!!!

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