An Old Farmers Words of Advice


Your fences need to be
horse-high,
pig-tight and bull-strong.


Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.


Life is simpler when you
plow around the stump.


A bumble bee is considerably
faster than a John Deere tractor.


Words that soak into your ears
are whispered...
not yelled.

Meanness
don't jes' happen overnight.


Forgive your enemies.
It messes up their heads.


Do not corner something
that you know is meaner
than you.


It don't take a very big person
to carry a grudge.

You cannot unsay a cruel word.

Every path has a few puddles.

When you wallow with pigs,
expect to get dirty.

The best sermons are lived,
not preached.

Most of the stuff people worry about
ain't never gonna happen anyway.

Don't judge folks by their
relatives.

Remember that silence is sometimes
the best answer.

Live a good, honorable life.
Then when you get Older and think back,
you'll enjoy it a second time.

Don't interfere with somethin'
that ain't botherin you none.

Timing has a lot to do with the
outcome of a Rain dance.

If you find yourself in a hole,
the first thing to do is
stop diggin'.

Sometimes you get,
and sometimes you get got.

The biggest troublemaker
you'll probably ever have to deal with,
watches you from the mirror
every mornin'.

Always drink upstream from
the herd.

Good judgment comes from experience,
and a lotta that comes
from bad judgment.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag
is a whole lot easier than
puttin' it back in.

If you get to thinkin'
you're a person of some influence,
try orderin'
somebody else's dog around.

Live simply.
Love generously.
Care deeply.

Pass this page on to
twenty friends

God Bless You

Speak kindly.
Leave the rest to God.


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