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Take Down the Bird Feeder

Maxine

The analogy is absolutely right on . . .
Maxine tells it like it is!!!!



I bought a bird feeder. 

I hung It on my back porch and filled It with seed. 

What a beauty of A bird feeder it is, 

as I filled it Lovingly with seed. 

Within a Week we had hundreds of birds 

Taking advantage of the Continuous flow 

of free and Easily accessible food.

But then the birds started Building nests in the boards Of the patio, 

above the table,

And next to the barbecue.

Then came the poop. 

It was Everywhere: 

on the patio tile, 

The chairs, the table ..
Everywhere!

Then some of the birds Turned mean. 

They would Dive bomb me and try to Peck me 

even though I had Fed them out of my own Pocket.

And others birds were Boisterous and loud. 

They Sat on the feeder and Squawked 

and screamed 

at All hours of the day and night 

And demanded that I fill it When it got low on food.

After a while, I couldn't even Sit on my own back porch Anymore. 

So I took down the Bird feeder and in three days The birds were gone. 

I cleaned Up their mess and took down 

The many nests they had built All over the patio.

Soon, the back yard was like It used to be.... 

Quiet, serene 

And no one demanding their Rights to a free meal.

Now let's see.
Our government gives out Free food, 

subsidized housing, 

Free medical care, 

and free Education 

and allows anyone Born here 

to be an automatic Citizen.

Then the illegal came by the Tens of thousands. 

Suddenly Our taxes went up to pay for Free services; 

small apartments are housing 5 families; 

you Have to wait 6 hours to be seen By an emergency room doctor; 

Your child's 2nd grade class is Behind other schools 

because Over half the class doesn't speak English.

Corn Flakes now come in a Bilingual box; 

I have to 'press one' to hear my bank Talk to me in English, 

and People waving flags other Than 'Old Glory' 

are Squawking and screaming In the streets, 

demanding More rights and free liberties.

Just my opinion, 

but maybe it's time for the government to -

Take down the bird Feeder!!!

 


If you agree, pass it on; if not, 

Continue cleaning up the poop!

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Take Down the Bird Feeder

Maxine

The analogy is absolutely right on . . .
Maxine tells it like it is!!!!



I bought a bird feeder. 

I hung It on my back porch and filled It with seed. 

What a beauty of A bird feeder it is, 

as I filled it Lovingly with seed. 

Within a Week we had hundreds of birds 

Taking advantage of the Continuous flow 

of free and Easily accessible food.

But then the birds started Building nests in the boards Of the patio, 

above the table,

And next to the barbecue.

Then came the poop. 

It was Everywhere: 

on the patio tile, 

The chairs, the table ..
Everywhere!

Then some of the birds Turned mean. 

They would Dive bomb me and try to Peck me 

even though I had Fed them out of my own Pocket.

And others birds were Boisterous and loud. 

They Sat on the feeder and Squawked 

and screamed 

at All hours of the day and night 

And demanded that I fill it When it got low on food.

After a while, I couldn't even Sit on my own back porch Anymore. 

So I took down the Bird feeder and in three days The birds were gone. 

I cleaned Up their mess and took down 

The many nests they had built All over the patio.

Soon, the back yard was like It used to be.... 

Quiet, serene 

And no one demanding their Rights to a free meal.

Now let's see.
Our government gives out Free food, 

subsidized housing, 

Free medical care, 

and free Education 

and allows anyone Born here 

to be an automatic Citizen.

Then the illegal came by the Tens of thousands. 

Suddenly Our taxes went up to pay for Free services; 

small apartments are housing 5 families; 

you Have to wait 6 hours to be seen By an emergency room doctor; 

Your child's 2nd grade class is Behind other schools 

because Over half the class doesn't speak English.

Corn Flakes now come in a Bilingual box; 

I have to 'press one' to hear my bank Talk to me in English, 

and People waving flags other Than 'Old Glory' 

are Squawking and screaming In the streets, 

demanding More rights and free liberties.

Just my opinion, 

but maybe it's time for the government to -

Take down the bird Feeder!!!

 


If you agree, pass it on; if not, 

Continue cleaning up the poop!

- See more at: http://www.crazykens.com/Pages/Take_Down_The_Bird_Feeder.html#sthash.h4xjXW2w.dpuf

Take Down the Bird Feeder

Maxine

The analogy is absolutely right on . . .
Maxine tells it like it is!!!!



I bought a bird feeder. 

I hung It on my back porch and filled It with seed. 

What a beauty of A bird feeder it is, 

as I filled it Lovingly with seed. 

Within a Week we had hundreds of birds 

Taking advantage of the Continuous flow 

of free and Easily accessible food.

But then the birds started Building nests in the boards Of the patio, 

above the table,

And next to the barbecue.

Then came the poop. 

It was Everywhere: 

on the patio tile, 

The chairs, the table ..
Everywhere!

Then some of the birds Turned mean. 

They would Dive bomb me and try to Peck me 

even though I had Fed them out of my own Pocket.

And others birds were Boisterous and loud. 

They Sat on the feeder and Squawked 

and screamed 

at All hours of the day and night 

And demanded that I fill it When it got low on food.

After a while, I couldn't even Sit on my own back porch Anymore. 

So I took down the Bird feeder and in three days The birds were gone. 

I cleaned Up their mess and took down 

The many nests they had built All over the patio.

Soon, the back yard was like It used to be.... 

Quiet, serene 

And no one demanding their Rights to a free meal.

Now let's see.
Our government gives out Free food, 

subsidized housing, 

Free medical care, 

and free Education 

and allows anyone Born here 

to be an automatic Citizen.

Then the illegal came by the Tens of thousands. 

Suddenly Our taxes went up to pay for Free services; 

small apartments are housing 5 families; 

you Have to wait 6 hours to be seen By an emergency room doctor; 

Your child's 2nd grade class is Behind other schools 

because Over half the class doesn't speak English.

Corn Flakes now come in a Bilingual box; 

I have to 'press one' to hear my bank Talk to me in English, 

and People waving flags other Than 'Old Glory' 

are Squawking and screaming In the streets, 

demanding More rights and free liberties.

Just my opinion, 

but maybe it's time for the government to -

Take down the bird Feeder!!!

 


If you agree, pass it on; if not, 

Continue cleaning up the poop!
 

- See more at: http://www.crazykens.com/Pages/Take_Down_The_Bird_Feeder.html#sthash.h4xjXW2w.dpuf

Take Down the Bird Feeder

Maxine

By Maxine J. K.
The analogy is absolutely right on.
Maxine tells it like it is!!!!


I bought a bird feeder.

I hung It on my back porch and filled It with seed.

What a beauty of a bird feeder it is,

as I filled it

lovingly with seed.

within a week,

we had hundreds of birds

taking advantage of the

continuous flow of

free and easily

accessible food.

But then the birds started

building nests in the boards

of the patio,

above the table,

and next to the barbecue.

Then came the poop.

It was

everywhere:

On the patio tile,

the chairs,

 the table ..

Everywhere!

Then some of the birds

turned mean!!!

They would

dive bomb me,

and try to

peck me

even though I had

fed them out of my own

pocket.

And others birds were

boisterous and loud.

They sat on the feeder and

squawked and screamed at

all hours of the

day and night

and demanded that

I fill it

when it got low on food.

After a while,

 I couldn't even

sit on my own back porch

anymore.

So I took down the

bird feeder

and in three days

the birds were gone.

I cleaned up their mess

 and took down

the many nests

they had built

all over the patio.

Soon,

 the back yard was

 like It used to be....

Quiet,

serene

and no one

demanding their rights

 to a free meal.

Now let's see.

Our government

gives out

free food,

subsidized housing,

free medical care,

and free

 education

and allows

anyone

born here

 to be an

automatic

citizen.

Then the illegal's came

by the Tens of thousands.

Suddenly

our taxes went up

 to pay

for

free services;

small apartments are housing

5 families;

You have to wait

6 hours

to be seen

by an

emergency room doctor;

Your child's 2nd grade class is

behind other schools

because

over half the class

doesn't speak

English.

Corn Flakes

now come in a

bilingual box;

I have to 'press one'

 to hear my bank

talk to me in English,

and

people waving flags

other Than 'Old Glory'

are

squawking and screaming

In the streets,

demanding

more rights

and free liberties.

Just my opinion,

but maybe it's time for

the government to -

Take down the bird Feeder!!!



If you agree,

pass it on; if not,

Continue

cleaning up the poop!

 

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