Jesse Jackson got out of the shower and was drying off
when he looked in the mirror and noticed
he was white from the neck up to the top of his head.
In sheer panic and fearing he was turning white and might have to
start working for a living,
he called his doctor and told him of his problem.
The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately.
After an examination,
the doctor mixed a concoction of brown liquid,
gave it to Jesse, and told him to drink it all.
Jesse drank the concoction and replied,
"God that tasted like bull shit!"
The doctor replied,
"It was, Jesse.
You were a quart low."