Jose & Carlos
#JoseandCarlos
Jose and Carlos are panhandlers......
They panhandle in different areas of town.

Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects 8 - 9 dollars every day.

Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes,
lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.

Carlos says to Jose
"I work just as long and hard as you do
but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?".

Jose says, ..
"Look at your sign, what does it say"?
Carlos sign reads, "I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support"
Jose says, "No wonder you only get $8 - $9 dollars."

Carlos says..."So what does your sign say?"
Jose shows Carlos his sign......

It reads,
 "I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico.


CrazyKens

Jokes
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Don't give in to the panhandler's scams
My brother met one that made
$1,000,000.00 a year cash
Dead serious.
He had his clothes custom tailored
to look dirty even though they were dry cleaned
He paid the people at 711 to watch his
Lincoln Continental parked exclusively
dead center of the security camera.
He used the bathroom at the 711
to change into his fake dirty outfit.
Went to the corner and did his gimp slide broke
crippled walk.
Don't believe it?
Ask one to empty his pockets at
the end of the day
Do the math
Light changes every minute?
$5 a minute x 60 = $300 an hour times 8hrs a day
 = $2400 a day cash
At paycheck rate that's actually $5000 a day.
That comes out to
$1,825,000.00 if you scab every day
Wonder how much Christmas pays?
Damn. I'm gonna make a sign, see ya!!!
Have A Nice Day

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