An Arkansas couple, both certified rednecks, had nine children.
They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed."
The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them
what finally made them make the decision why after nine children,
would they choose to do this.
The husband replied that they had read in a
recent article that one out of every ten children
being born in the United States was Mexican,
and they didn't want to take a chance on having a
Mexican baby because
neither of them could
speak Spanish
