My wife and I went to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls.
We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, '
THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'

My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ...
Smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year.
' We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'

My wife gave me a healthy jab and said,
'WOW~~That's more than twice a week! ........
You could learn a lot from him.
' We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said,
in capital letters,
'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'

My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, '
That's once a day ..
You could REALLY learn something from this one.
' I looked at her and said, 

'Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.'!

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Honestly--------

My condition has been upgraded from
critical to stable
and I should eventually make a full recovery.

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