I was vacuuming the pool
I asked Bertha to sweep.
While I was rolling up the pool hose she
was in the way.
I pushed her a little and said, "Move out of the way".
Then I said. I probably shouldn't have done that.
She said, "What?"
I said it's probably illegal.
In fact I'm sure it is.
She said, "What?"
I said, , , ,
"Cow Tipping." .
I had to get on my knees on that one.
I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard.
